Danvers high schools prepare for all kinds of disciplinary stupidity
The Danvers Herald has a jaw-dropping article filled with the Danvers School Committee’s consideration of revisions to school handbook rules. The disconnects with reality come one after another.
For example, I think even those opposed to zero tolerance policies can agree that high school students taking heroin in school is wrong and worthy of significant disciplinary measures. After all, it’s an illegal drug and using it causes all kinds of negative side effects. Which side effect concerns Danvers? Get this:
“We just want to keep our school safe,†said [Acting Principal Mark] Strout, explaining the new availability of the police dog search unit, noting that a student on heroin could fall down the stairs and be injured.
At least two School Committee members mentioned problems with zero tolerance policies, such as the presumption of guilt before evidence and the removal of any allowance for discretion on the part of school administrators. While the final vote isn’t until August, the proposed changes were accepted unanimously. It appears these problems aren’t going to stop anyone from approving them.
Here’s another example of what should alarm people:
“I have the right to search. They don’t,†Strout said. “Even if the police are with me, they have to get a search warrant.â€
There are several more. I leave it as an exercise for the student to see if you can spot them all.




