School decides breath mints are lookalike drugs

Jim | Ohio | Tuesday, April 5th, 2005

9 Students Sent To Hospital After Eating Mints

A student at Jackson Memorial Middle School brought a package of Blast Energy SuppleMints to school and shared them with his classmates. These peppermint breath mints resemble Altoids and contain 15 mg of caffeine per serving of 6 mints. For reference, a Coke contains 46 mg of caffeine. The students were taken to the hospital, treated and released. The boy who brought the mints was suspended for 10 days for possession of a look-alike drug.

Cheryl Haschak, superintendent of the Jackson Local school district, said the suspension was for violating the school’s ban on drugs, which covers drug-free items that look like pills.

Police estimate about 39 mints were unaccounted for and could have been eaten by the students.

Police were investigating and said they would file charges if the mints contained illegal substances. Caffeine is legal.

Holy overreaction, Batman! The school hospitalized 9 students for consuming considerably less caffeine than what you get from a can of soda. Then they realized they couldn’t go after the student for illegal drugs since both caffeine and peppermint are currently legal substances so they decided to categorize breath mints as look-alike drugs. No Altoids, Tic-Tacs or M&Ms allowed at Jackson Memorial!

Better ban gum too - somebody might mistake it for Nicorette.

(Tip credit to Bumper and Tori in Texas)

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