Student suspended two weeks for offensive Darwinism

Jim | Kansas | Tuesday, February 8th, 2005

Student Suspended Over Evolution Slur

14 year-old Cody DuFresne, accused of being a member of the outlaw gang “The Biology Group”, has been suspended from school for 14 days. In an obscene display of Darwinism he used the classic evolutionary progression drawing (ape evolving to man) to imply that a fellow student was an accursed victim of evolution.

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School officials say that they moved to suspend 14 year-old Cody DuFresne after confiscating what they describe as an “evolutionary slur” from his locker. The student had drawn a crude version of the alleged path of primate evolution, depicting a fellow student, 14 year-old Melanie Carthage, as a direct descendent of apes.

Liberty Junior High School principal Marty Hamlin says that officials felt that they had no choice but to make an example of DuFresne. “Saying someone is descended from monkeys is about the worst thing you can say about that person. It’s as bad as saying that someone’s mother is a prostitute, or telling someone that they’re adopted when they’re not.”


No student has ever received such a lengthy suspension for an offensive drawing. Two week suspensions are typically reserved for violent episodes, drugs and weapon possession. For two weeks Cody will be attending an alternative school populated by students who have been suspended, expelled, committed violent acts or are habitually tardy. Juvie School, in other words.

School officials say that they’re hoping that DuFresne’s suspension will demonstrate that when it comes to evolutionary slurs, Liberty Junior High has a zero tolerance policy. “We enforce ‘zero tolerance’ on a daily basis here whether it’s for students who are bringing firearms to school or selling cocaine or chrystal meth on school property,” says principal Hamlin. “Now we’re going to take evolution-related slurs just as seriously. Be forewarned, if you’re going to say that someone is related to a monkey here at Liberty you’re going to pay a steep price.”

This article is a satire piece. In 1999 the Kansas Board of Education voted to downplay teaching of the Theory of Evolution. This was reversed a few years later after elections changed the makeup of the board. The board has changed again and Kansans are currently debating the reduction of Darwin’s theories. Many fear that the true objective is the introduction of Creationism / Intelligent Design into school curriculums.

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