If they arrest you for giving a wedgie, what’ll they do for a swirlie?

Jim | Wisconsin | Monday, November 15th, 2004

Muskego boy faces sexual assault charge

A 16 year old student gave his ex-girlfriend a wedgie. He was suspended for five days. He was also arrested and faces criminal charges of sexual assault.

Police were called to Muskego High School, W183-S8750 Racine Ave., at about 6:30 p.m. Sept. 24 for an alleged assault, Capt. Paul Geiszler said.

The girl told police that she was getting ready for band practice at about 5:30 p.m. and that when she came out of the locker room, she was confronted by the 16-year-old boy, the report says.

As the girl started to walk away from him, the report says, the boy grabbed her, and the girl’s friend screamed for the boy to put her down.

The girl left the area and went to band practice. She was crying. She told the band instructor but was too embarrassed to tell him the full story, the report says, but another student told the teacher what had occurred, and police were called.

The boy told investigators that he was “just joking around” but that he may have gone too far. He said that he was sorry and that he “would do anything to make it up to her if he could.”

The boy was arrested, handcuffed and taken to the Muskego Police Department from the school.

Okay, this kid is an idiot. You don’t give wedgies to girls. You just don’t. I fully agree with the suspension here but arresting the punk and taking him to jail is a bit of overkill. If the girl herself had wanted him arrested that would be one thing but it was the school itself that called in the cops.

(Tip credit to the Thief)

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