It’s a short trip from a casual hug to “you know what”

Jim | North Carolina | Wednesday, August 25th, 2004

Hug lands student in detention

Central Cabarrus High School forbids bodily contact between students beyond the holding of hands. 15 year-old Ashley Mignosa ran afoul of the rule on her second day of school this year.

“Like the second day of school, I hugged my boyfriend and I got a warning saying I wasn’t allowed to hug or I would be sent to the control room.� Mignosa said Tuesday.

Mignosa did hug someone again, though — a friend in front of the school. She was later punished for it.

Ashley received three days of detention for the illicit touching. The article doesn’t note if the huggee was punished as well.

Ashlee feels that the punishment is a bit extreme and her mother agrees.

“They said hugging leads to groping, groping leads to kissing, and you know what kissing leads to,� Michelle Mignosa said. �And I said: �It’s not like my daughter wanted to have sex with him in the hallway. She was just saying hello.�”

Hug leads to grope leads to kiss leads to unprotected sex in the janitor’s closet. A perfect example of the slippery slope fallacy, a favorite of small minded folks the world over. Contrary to Central Cabarrus elites’ beliefs you can actually prohibit groping without prohibiting hugging. Not every kiss causes the immediate shedding of clothing either, no matter how often it happens in the movies.

If you get a three day suspension for a hug i wonder what you’d get for a peck on the cheek. Probably a week or so. A pat on the back might just be two days detention. God forbid the football players do the old pat on the butt, they’re likely to get expelled.

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